What does a Zippleboff smell like?

Zippleboffs smell like the sweetest of things, bloomed flowers, freshly baked cookies, and children. The best way to smell a Zippleboff is by going out to its natural habitat, being armed to the teeth, and getting the heck outta' there the second you smell it. Now, the smell might be addictive, so we ask of you to just not try it. It's for your own good.