What does a Zippleboff taste like?

How dare you think of such a question! But, if you REALLY would like to know, it tastes like 761263658619 cubes of sugar put together, but mixed with all kinds of flavors, such as cherry, orange, strawberry, purple, watermelon, chocolate, blood, apple, and vanilla! But be warned! Check out the page about "What can I do to protect Zippleboffs?" because you will be punished if you are unworthy!