Zippleboffs in history

Zippleboffs have been around since the beginning of time, proof of that is because there have been Zippleboff bones found dating back to millions of years! Strangely, it does not evolve, yet some people say the Zippleboff bones that were found were just other animal bones that looked like Zippleboffs before they evolved again, but, lets get to what you guys wanted to hear.

The origins of Zippleboffs date back to very, VERY, long ago, because cave drawings show Zippleboffs being the main enemy friends of the cavepeople, but after that period of time came Egyptian times, and they were used as helpers to build the pyramids! But as time went on they became more and more connected to their roots, and becoming friendly pirates! They were unstoppable, but that's when cowboys came along and they became great gunslingers in the wild west! But then came World War 1, where many of them were killed, and even more in World War 2, and even MORE in World War 3.

Yes, their backstory is very funny and tragic, but that's just how it went. - A dearest member of The IZPA.